Gutfeld: Dems are lost and wandering the ‘political wilderness’
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He now works for the same highly esteemed organization as his colleague Don Lemon.
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Not to be confused with Rapid Response 46, which was when they checked if Joe Biden was dead.
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The drug cartels welcomed the news, finally finding someone less popular than them.
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Haik Seth declared Nomar Dei at the department, already a big change.
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With help from the Taliban, the Biden administration spent 15 million to give out contraceptives in Afghanistan, this after failing to convince goats to go on the pill.
They are cool with it, I guess.
Why would they take advice from us on pulling out?
John Fetterman drew fire from *The View* for being politically motivated about Trump’s trial.
They thought he was one of them.
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It seems the Trump-led party is kicking and taking names.
I haven't seen these many changes since puberty.
They say all politics is cyclical and that the left will storm back in the midterms.
It could be true, of course, and in a game of one-on-one, I could dunk on Barron Trump.
That’s not true.
Democrats are lost, wandering in a political wilderness like Joe Biden in the reinforced.
Maybe you could turn that into a reality TV show called *Naked and Afraid of the Truth.*
Like a bunch of California politicians standing around watching the houses burn—no leadership, nobody to tell them what to do.
What’s left? The one tool that your elites taught you.
You get this cover story from *New York* magazine.
Titled *The Cruel Kids Table,* because, of course, for the left, it always goes back to high school.
It takes the new generation to task for being happy, hopeful, and quote-unquote "normal."
But in the piece, the writer paints them as creepy, white, and racist.
Especially white.
White as Steve Doocy at a nude beach.
The writer couldn’t rely on facts for the observation, so he had to resort to heavy-handed photo edits in which the magazine removes blacks from the cover photo.
In the article, they quote a partygoer without mentioning race.
They could have, but there goes your byline.
It’s no cover story if it’s black and white.
According to a young black conservative, C.J. Pearson, there were black partygoers they either cropped out or carefully avoided showing in the photo.
That must have been awkward—asking blacks to move out of the photo because they ruin the narrative.
That’s a very specific wedding photographer.
"Just the bridesmaid now, not the parents, not just the white people."
So who are the racists now?
Of course, this isn’t new.
But it’s even more pointless than before.
The beast being slayed.
It’s too easy to say, "This time, it’s different."
You can pick any issue—crime, immigration, social events—and underneath, it’s always the same: racism.
Now there’s a helplessness, and it’s due to our reliance on outside forces telling us what to think.
And now the outside force has been decapitated.
The same voices that told you Trump was Hitler, or that men could shower with girls, or that Taylor Swift was a six when you know she’s a five—those voices have vanished.
The progressive backstop saying "no" has been turned off.
People like Brock are on their own.
But without marching orders, they run around like nonbinary chickens with their heads cut off.
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