🚨BREAKING🚨: Trump Goes Full James Bond With Decoy Planes And The Left Is Losing Their Minds

Now, you might be asking yourself, why all the secrecy? Well, folks, that's where things get really interesting. Remember those rumors about missiles being smuggled across the border to take down Trump Force One? It looks like the Donald's taking no chances. He's traveling with multiple decoy planes, sometimes ditching the iconic Trump jet for nondescript aircraft. It's a security upgrade so intense, even his own team is struggling to keep up.

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