9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler
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Oct 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
If you've watched any CNN over the past 8 years, you already know that Trump is literally Hitler. But what you may not know is just how similar the two fascist dictators really are. Here are 9 ways Trump is exactly the same as Hitler:
- They both wore pants: Not a coincidence.
- Hitler had a mustache, and Trump probably could have a mustache if he didn't shave for a few days: Uncanny.
- If you rearrange the letters in "Trump" (while eliminating the U, M, and P and adding H, I, L, and E), it spells "Hitler": OK, this is just getting scary...
- Both reportedly breathed air: Wow.
- Both most likely ate food to survive: Coincidentally, so did SADAM HUSSEIN.
- Did we mention they both breathed air? Amazing.
- Hitler ordered his armies to invade Poland, while Trump ordered his armies to walk around the Capitol taking selfies on January 6: The exact. Same. Thing.
- Hitler was an artist attempting to paint masterpieces, and Trump was in the masterpiece work of art… Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: This is no accident.
- The media constantly refers to both of them as Hitler: Case closed.
Let us know what similarities you have noticed in the comments. And if you don't comment, just remember who else didn't comment: Adolf. J. Hitler.
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