"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob (HD Version)

[Lyrics]

I, man, am Regal, a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a Hi-Fi

Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot to hoot

No lemons no melon

Too bad I hid a boot

Lisa Bonet ate no basil

Warsaw was raw

Was it a car or a cat I saw?


Rise to vote, sir

Do geese see God?

Do nine men Interpret? "Nine men," I nod

Rats live on no evil star

Won't lovers revolt now?

Race fast safe car

Pa's a sap

Ma is as selfless as I am

May a moody baby doom a yam


Ah Satan sees Natasha

No devil lived on

Lonely Tylenol

Not a banana baton

No X in Nixon

O stone, be not so

O Geronimo, no minor ego

"Naomi" I moan

A Toyota's a Toyota

A dog, a panic, in a pagoda


Oh no, Don Ho

Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!

Senile felines

Now I see bees, I won

UFO tofu

We panic in a pew

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog


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