Tucker Drops BOMBSHELL: Obama Personally Plotting to BACKSTAB Biden at DNC, Jill Running White House

You might mistake what Michelle Obama is doing right now for the beginnings of a presidential campaign. First, you have a manufactured white racism panic—that's a clue. But the clincher is menopause. Unlike every other woman over 50 in all human history, Michelle Obama, we're sad to tell you, has menopause. It's not clear where she caught it; maybe there was an outbreak in Edgartown. But it's bad. At one point, Michelle Obama gained up to six pounds. You don't know how much she suffered. Let's put it this way: Bataan Death March survivors, she laughs at you. You can't fathom her pain. Watch her talk about it on TV:

"I am still physically active and my goal now, instead of having 'Michelle Obama arms,' I just want to keep moving. Just keep moving. If I can walk, move—I don't have to run, I don't have to beat everyone. So I've had to change the way I see myself in my health space. I never used to weigh myself. I'm not trying to stick to numbers, but when you're in menopause, you have this slow creep."

And no, she's not talking about Joe Biden here, who is technically one of the slowest creeps in America. She's talking about her own thighs. Now, why is Michelle Obama telling you about her menopausal thighs on a TV show? Possibly because she's a crazy narcissist who thinks her own thighs are interesting to you, and that's of course true. But there may be other reasons.  Tucker Carlson