Chik Fil A Sauce

Praise be the cow god!

I can confirm from my experience as a Chick-fil-A worker that there's indeed a secret underground facility accessible through a trapdoor in our kitchen. My least favorite duty was extracting Chick-Fil-A sauce from the human-cow hybrids housed in the basement.

This video accurately portrays Chick-fil-A's lore, as confirmed by my experience as an employee.

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