This Is Why You Never Test God
CERN Created a Synthetic Black Hole… Then Discovered This Is Why You Never Test God The claim that CERN created a synthetic black hole and “discovered why you never test God” merges real scientific ambition with apocalyptic imagination. While sensationalized, it’s rooted in some truth: CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has long been experimenting at energy levels that edge into the unknown, attempting to replicate conditions just after the Big Bang. Among its objectives is the detection of theoretical phenomena like miniature black holes —tiny, unstable entities that could, in principle, flicker into existence under high-energy particle collisions. CERN scientists themselves have published papers speculating on this possibility, especially in the context of string theory and extra-dimensional models. No verified miniature black hole has been produced. But what fuels deeper speculation is the symbolic weight and unforeseen consequences of these experiments. The search for the so-...